what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
Mike Warren, 2x06
light vs. shadow
any language with a lot of accent marks in it: chill
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
*turns light off* *remembers a creepypasta* *turns light back on*
ASHLEY SENT ME A MESSAGE SAYING BEN DID A SINGSONG ABOUT KISSING SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO RECORD MYSELF LISTENING TO IT BECAUSE I WOULD PROBABLY MAKE SOME ENTERTAINING NOISES AND I WAS NOT PREPARED